TIME FOR A SOUTH AFRICAN MVELA GOLDEN LEAGUE UPDATE!!!
In a game that could quite very well determine the shape of South African Football, Bay United earned a crucial and convincing 4-goal win over fellow relegation candidates PJ Stars. In the struggle to stay afloat in one of the two top flight leagues in all of South Africa, Bay United saw two goals from Siyabulela Songwiqi taking his earth shattering total to 3 goals on the season from a 1st minute strike from a corner kick to start the goal fiesta of the day. Following the break, Peter Kirsten broke open his account for his new squad with a strike just two minutes into the second half. After some less than fine play from Isaac Matladi and Siyabulela Songwiqi, both teams saw themselves playing down a man each after the 67th minute. This would not stop a determined Peter Kirsten from doubling his goal tally with Bay United just 3 minutes later.
Bay United made it back to their old selves indeed.
In other news, this happened. Come on Romario. Thats like me claiming my penis is 1 inch away from 6 miles. Which is also true.
The English National side gets this week’s Limp Dick of the Week award after they failed to rise to the occasion to snag more than a point from an Israeli side determined to play to new levels of mediocrity as well.
